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*you evil cat daddy!!!*

 

oni41

 

*you should grant the wish of the birth day kid* ;)

 

 

back to your wish,

 

wish granted but the you're allergic to cat fur due to asthma and gets an acute exacerbation the moment your cat steps inside the house. oni26

 

wish I could read Japanese

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granted, but it was replaced with your knowledge of understand english.

 

I wish life is much easier than I thought it would.

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granted but then life becomes extremely mundane and boring because nothing exciting or challenging ever happens.

 

I wish for an ice cream sandwich (which I will be getting right now)

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Granted, but it taste nasty because the sandwich part was actually made out of poo.

 

I wish that I wasn't grounded.

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Wish granted you are ungrounded but you cant use any electronics in replacement of being grounded

I wish that I will make it into the dorms

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Wish granted! You are in a dorm, bUt your roommate is trying to steal your identity

 

I wish I can have a permanent friend.

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Wish granted, but the robot fell in love with your cell phone and eloped with "her" and left you a big bill for international calls that "he" made

 

I wish for the ability to see into the future

Edited by CreamyBreeze

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Wish granted. But you can only see scenes in which people are dying.

 

I wish my life was more like a Japanese High School girl's; all bubbly and fun, shopping with friends, wearing uniforms, going to karaokes, wearing makeup.

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Wish granted but behind your back, talks behind your back and steals the guy you like

 

I wish the person who posts next to kiss their computer screen

Edited by CreamyBreeze

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Granted, but it keep turning off by itself.

 

I wish I can finish people could understand tha things cannot be 100% perfect.

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??? o_o I do not understand your sentence

 

I am going to assume you meant "I wish people could understand that things cannot be 100% perfect."

in which case wish granted but even though they know it cannot be perfect they still try oni48 and then everybody develops OCD.

 

I wish chocolates were purple.

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Wish granted, but because chocolates are now purple, all brown things are purple and the sky is green.

 

I wish I could control time.

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Granted, but while controlling time everythign changes; like people who knew you no longer know you or existed.

 

I wish there's time for me to travel to another country.

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Wish granted!

But u r shipwrecked on a deserted island when u were travelling there.

 

I wish Chrome will run in x64 and i can update to Java 7 ~__~

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Wish granted but Doge is no longer popular and is super lame.

 

I wish we could all turn into animals

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granted, but you all turn into homo sapiens sapiens. because plot twist: we were animals all along! [directed by M. Night Shyamalan]

 

I wish i had an endless supply of whiskey.

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Wish granted, but u end up having nightmares u cannot wake up from.

 

I wish my teacher would goddamn stop stuttering.

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wish granted but he/she starts speaking in gibberish instead, and even writing in gibberish

good luck with exams in that class xD

 

I wish potatoes could be popular pets

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