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Wish granted, the human population increases exponentially (as if it's not already doing that...) and eventually we use all of the earth's resources and all shrivel up and die

 

I wish I never get sick

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Wish granted but you pay so many taxes, you end up having less money than before.

 

I wish Neko was rich!

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Wish granted, Neko won the lottery, invested her money in stocks, the stock market crashed, she lost all her money- oh noes 12.gifNeko was forced to sell her house and valuables to pay her debts. Sadly, it was not enough so now the loan sharks are chasing after her. "SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR BODY! NOW, GIVE ME YOUR ARM!" says the loan shark. "EEK!" says Neko. "SCHRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" sound of Neko's arm being cut off. "AHHHH!" screams Neko. "I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE RICH AGAIN!" The end. *bows*

 

I wish Neko's not going to beat me up after reading that. 117.gif

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Wish granted, but whenever you get injured, it takes double the time to heal.

 

I wish I could play "Hello How are you" on my violin without mistakes every 2 seconds

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Really?? You play the violin?? And one of my favorite songs!!! I love you :3

 

Err... you can play this song perfectly but you broke your fingers so you tecnically can't play it

 

I wish I spoke Japanese

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Wish granted! You have to take entrance exams instead.

 

I wish my apartment was clean...

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Wish granted! A robber breaks into your home and steals all your stuff leaving your apartment spotlessly clean.

 

I was I was a genius.

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Wish granted! But everyone is also becoming smarter so even tho you are a genius, you are still considered the same.

 

I wish I could sing :3

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Wish granted you can sing like an angel but you became so famous that ppl demanded that you have concerts everynight making you wish that you nvr made this wish

I wish that this week would end quicker

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Your wish has been granted, but in return, when the next week comes, you're stuck forever in Monday.

 

I wish I had delicious food already made in my refrigerator.

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Wish granted~ yay~ The food is delicious :3 But! But oh no! It's poisoned!! It's nothing serious but you end up having a terrible stomach ache for a month.

 

I wish this wish isn't going to end up corrupted XD

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Wish granted! You ace your exams but it turns out you weren't supposed to. The point of these exams was to fail them...

 

I wish for non-poisoned chocolate!

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Wish granted.

 

but the chocolate was too sweet to the point that you had to throw up after eating them.

 

I wish I had an artificial intelligence to talk to in my PC.

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Wish granted, but he gets so smart that he takes over your computer and now you dont have a computer anymore

I wish school was easier

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granted

 

but, you become dumber, failing all exams, even though they are easy.

 

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i wish i had a cat

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